The NOF Suck List

  • Beer barfs. They suck because your friggin' stomach can't figure out whether or not to puke, then it comes after about an hour.
  • Silicone... breasts that is. Natural is the only kind I like. And oh yeah, don't tell me I can't tell the difference... maybe not by sight, but by feel most definitely.
  • Jeff Gordon. Need I say more??
  • Mayonnaise. But NOT Miracle Whip.
  • Shawn K. Parke (and his "extreme tattoo").
  • Closed-minded people.
  • Working on the weekends.
  • Belly button lint.
  • Long nose hair.
  • Moldy (not molded) Jell-o.
  • Grant Cobb (suggestion by another freakish netizen).
  • Broken channel changers... I HATE a broken remote!!
  • Rusty stuff... mostly Wallace, but rust in general sucks a big one.
  • Spice Girls... except Sporty.
  • Hanson.
  • Posers.
  • People that steal for no reason.
  • Small Towns and even smaller-minded people...mostly the smaller-minded people.
  • School.
  • Kara Dewitt (another suggestion by another freakish netizen)
  • Organized Religon that has lost meaning.
  • Depression.
  • The Rag, Aunt Flo... whatever you call that time of the month.
  • Stuff that says it vegetarian and its not.
  • Fenton.
  • Swartz Creek.
  • Guys that think their the shit and they're NOT.
  • Eraser Burns.
  • Stupid Dreams.
  • People that think they can sing but they cannot... so if you're tone-deaf STOP SINGING!!
  • People that hate freaks.
  • This fat fuck who has a bad foot and lies all the time... you know who you are so DIE MOTHERFUCKER!!
  • Michigan in general.
  • Elmo!!!!!!!!!!!! He sucks!
  • Spandex.
  • Unable to find a match or a lighter.
  • Jackson33_1998 if you wanna send a real moron some flaming email just for a kick... he has a tendency to step out of his lowly intelligence and try - in vain - to insult and state untrue facts on Yahoo! Sports message boards without backup... fuck him up if you will *hehehe*


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