Beer barfs. They suck because your friggin' stomach can't figure out whether or not to puke, then it comes after about an hour.
Silicone... breasts that is. Natural is the only kind I like. And oh yeah, don't tell me I can't tell the difference... maybe not by sight, but by feel most definitely.
Jeff Gordon. Need I say more??
Mayonnaise. But NOT Miracle Whip.
Shawn K. Parke (and his "extreme tattoo").
Working on the weekends.
Belly button lint.
Long nose hair.
Moldy (not molded) Jell-o.
Grant Cobb (suggestion by another freakish netizen).
Broken channel changers... I HATE a broken remote!!
Rusty stuff... mostly Wallace, but rust in general sucks a big one.
Spice Girls... except Sporty.
People that steal for no reason.
Small Towns and even smaller-minded people...mostly the smaller-minded people.
Kara Dewitt (another suggestion by another freakish netizen)
Organized Religon that has lost meaning.
The Rag, Aunt Flo... whatever you call that time of the month.
Stuff that says it vegetarian and its not.
Guys that think their the shit and they're NOT.
People that think they can sing but they cannot... so if you're tone-deaf STOP SINGING!!
People that hate freaks.
This fat fuck who has a bad foot and lies all the time... you know who you are so DIE MOTHERFUCKER!!
Michigan in general.
Elmo!!!!!!!!!!!! He sucks!
Unable to find a match or a lighter.
Jackson33_1998 if you wanna send a real moron some flaming email just for a kick... he has a tendency to step out of his lowly intelligence and try - in vain - to insult and state untrue facts on Yahoo! Sports message boards without backup... fuck him up if you will *hehehe*
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